We’re going to Mexico so I can meet her father and his side of the family. I’m a rather alto y flaco fellow, and I wasn’t blessed with the dark complexion Mexicans enjoy. I speak some Spanish, but what else can I do to try not to stand out so much in her motherland? I’m already working on growing a mustache, but I don’t think that will be enough. I don’t have a panza, no sombrero, and authentic Mexican comida is probably going to tear me up. Suggestions?
